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RockysMom
11-17-06, 08:14 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB $850/offer

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

HUMMERS LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED USED ONCE.

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS &BOX SPRINGS $175.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300..

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &DONUTS.

(AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No
longer needed. Got married last month.. Wife knows everything!