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RockysMom
01-15-07, 02:53 PM
>> An Amish boy and his father went to a shopping mall for the very
>>first
>> > >time. They were amazed by almost everything then saw, but
>>especially by
>>two
>> > >shiny silver doors that could move apart and then slide back
>>together
>> > >again.
>> > >
>> > > The boy asked " What is is father?"
>> > >
>> > > The father ( never having seen an elevator before) responded
>>"Son I
>>have
>> > >never seen anything like it in my life, I don't know what it
>>is"
>> > >
>> > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
>>a fat old
>> > >lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving doors and pressed
>>a button.
>> > >The doors opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
>>room. The
>> > >doors closed again behind her. The boy and his father watched
>>the small
>> > >circular numbers above the doors light up sequentially. They
>>continued to
>> > >watch until it reached the last number and then, after
>> > > a small pause, the numbers began to light in the reverse
>>order.
>>Finally
>> > >the doors opened and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out.
>> > >
>> > > The father said quietly to his son....
>> > >
>> > > "Go get your mother....!"
:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Jacostang
01-16-07, 07:32 AM
Nice!!!!!