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RockysMom
04-26-07, 09:42 AM
Two Trees.


It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them,

and the beech says to the birch,

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."


Now wipe that smile off your face.

Jacostang
04-27-07, 02:08 PM
Nice!!!!!!!