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    Here are some funny thoughts for yall hehe

    WHY ….. WHY…..WHY….

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,

    But check …when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
    but ….ducks ….when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that.. no matter what color bubble bath you use….
    the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with…
    hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string, a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner..….then reach down……..pick it up……examine it,
    Then…. put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
    shopping cart then….. apologizes for doing ….so, why do we say,
    "It's all right?" ... Well… it isn’t all right... So ... why don't we say,
    "That hurt… you stupid idiot?"……

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
    off the table …..you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter… why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
    summer …..when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


    And my FAVORITE......

    The statistics on sanity are that ….one out of every four persons is
    suffering from some sort of mental illness…. Think of your three best
    friends ….. if they’re okay….. then it's you.


    Have a fabulous weekend.

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    these are all things i have pondered...i will get back to you when i find the answer...lol...

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    What makes you think I even have three friends?

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    you post on here right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brakelate View Post
    What makes you think I even have three friends?
    Hey I know im crazy tee hee so dont count me rofl rofl

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    Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torchmach View Post
    Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway????????
    Hey torch, glad you could join us, that is a very good question, I also have one, why do they call it a Freeway or a highway
    it aint free we all pay for it and if ya get a speeding ticket you may as well build your own, and highway hmmmm must have been the 80 thing on that one rofl rofl

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    I dont like the last one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stillsingle93 View Post
    Hey torch, glad you could join us, that is a very good question, I also have one, why do they call it a Freeway or a highway
    it aint free we all pay for it and if ya get a speeding ticket you may as well build your own, and highway hmmmm must have been the 80 thing on that one rofl rofl
    I think she got a little confused about where the nitrous is suppose to be injected on Her Car!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torchmach View Post
    I think she got a little confused about where the nitrous is suppose to be injected on Her Car!!
    wait just one second, back the turnip truck up.... Is it pick on me night tonight, sheesh

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