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    Joke of the day..... woman and a frog

    Joke of the day..... woman and a frog
    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
    you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
    to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

    The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
    your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
    will flock to".

    The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
    woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
    world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

    The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
    his is mine."

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
    like a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
    here and continue feeling good.

    Male readers: Please scroll down.

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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..

    Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are.

    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
    show that women never listen!!!
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    Very nice. I sent that straight to my wife after reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IansBAJ View Post
    Very nice. I sent that straight to my wife after reading.
    Been nice knowing you. I'll send flowers!




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    Trust me if we split she would have to pry that car from my cold dead hands! Shoot ill be buried in it if I could.

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    Hahahahahaha nice !

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    Quote Originally Posted by IansBAJ View Post
    Trust me if we split she would have to pry that car from my cold dead hands! Shoot ill be buried in it if I could.
    That's why I said it's been nice knowing you. ;)
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